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(A) Morning: John Doe Park

[Greed still can't stand being in the house full of drones, so he can be found drifting off to sleep under a tree in the park.]

(B) Afternoon: All around town

[He's heard about this homecoming thing, and insists on having a partner. Do you happen to be female and walking past him? Yep, that's right, you just heard a low whistle.]

You got any plans for Friday night, pretty thing?

(C) Night: Olney's Tavern

[He's behind the bar, taking orders, handing out drinks, and of course, flirting with the ladies.]
 

Date: 2011-10-14 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com
I'll have the cook grill some up.

[He walks away for a moment, then returns.]

So, you going to this homecoming thing?

Date: 2011-10-14 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Awesome.

[Mart takes a drink.]

I dunno... I don't think it's really my thing...

Date: 2011-10-14 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, dancing ain't exactly my thing...

Also, we gotta have dates for it, right?

Date: 2011-10-15 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com
Not necessarily. I plan on going just to slip a little something into the punch.

Date: 2011-10-16 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hah!

In that case, count me in.

Date: 2011-10-17 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com
[Greed nods.]

You gotta let loose every now an' then. And, who knows, maybe you can steal some girl from her date.

Date: 2011-10-18 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hell, I wish...

[Mart takes a big gulp]

Though, now that you mention it... there is a girl I kinda.... like.

Date: 2011-10-18 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com
[Greed grins.]

So, what're you gonna do to make her like you back?

Date: 2011-10-18 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
[Takes a big ol' drink]

I, uh, don't really know.

I've never really had a real girlfriend...

Date: 2011-10-18 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com
Well, first you should try sweet talkin' her. Ladies like compliments.

[Oh, look the food is ready. Greed grabs it and sets it down in front of Mart.]

Invite her out, take her somewhere nice and put the moves on her.

Date: 2011-10-18 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
[Mart takes a big bite.]

That sounds like a plan.

But where should I take her?

Date: 2011-10-19 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com
The drive-in, from what I've been told about it, sounds like a good place to put the moves on a lady. And if everything goes well, make-out point.

Date: 2011-10-22 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
That sounds like a great idea!

[Takes another drink]

Heheh, d'you really think I got a shot at make-out point?

/all the horrible ddating advice

Date: 2011-10-24 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com
As long as you're smooth enough, why not.

Just compliment her until she can hardly think. Women find a sweet talker irresistible.

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