Devil's Nest 4

[all_ofthethings]

(A) Morning: John Doe Park

[Greed still can't stand being in the house full of drones, so he can be found drifting off to sleep under a tree in the park.]

(B) Afternoon: All around town

[He's heard about this homecoming thing, and insists on having a partner. Do you happen to be female and walking past him? Yep, that's right, you just heard a low whistle.]

You got any plans for Friday night, pretty thing?

(C) Night: Olney's Tavern

[He's behind the bar, taking orders, handing out drinks, and of course, flirting with the ladies.]
 

Comments

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

Greed, I've been traveling for two-hundred and fifty-years, and I can assure you daddy wasn't constantly following me during most of my time. [ She shrugs at Greed's implication. How very rude. ]

Just consider it a replica on how you left us in the dust a couple of years ago. Of course, dust provided more companionship and usefulness than you could ever pull but that's besides the point.

I feel compelled to tell you with every tag how much I love your Lust.

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Such harsh words from such a caring sister.[/all the sarcasm]

You know, I'm starting to believe the saying that women take their grudges with them to the grave.

Aww ;w; thank you! Your greed is fantastic too!

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I can be a loving sister. Just ask Envy and Gluttony [ Gluttony is responsible for an entire school going missing! And Lust wasn't even pissed! If that's not love I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. ]

You should know I'm not a very kind person to people who betray Daddy.

Thanks :3

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Hey, leaving him ain't betraying him.

And of course you're nice to them, pops wouldn't have it any other way.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

Leaving him before his work is finished? Terrible work ethic, and, yes, it is betrayal. I know you're too heartless to have a firm concept of commitment, but it's all right. [ |: ENDLESS SNARKING. ] Most humans tend to chicken out.

I'd be nice to them regardless. I'm a family oriented woman.

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

I didn't ask him to make me, I see no reason why I owe him a second glance.

Family oriented? You.

[He chuckles.]

I bet you'd turn on any of our siblings in a flash id daddy told you to, no questions asked. That ain't very family oriented to me.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

You should be grateful to those that give life to you, unless you want to be itemless by not being created.

[ A very sadistic grin escapes from Lust when he brings out that fact. ]

A father-daughter bond absolutely trumps sibling rivalry. It's still family oriented. [ >| SHE CAN'T LOSE NOW. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

[Greed smirks at how easy Lust made this.]

A father-daughter bond, eh?

[He raises an eyebrow.]

I bet you two bond all the time. Does Envy get off on watching?

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

Why, why, Greed. You're lascivious enough to pass me. Perhaps this means you could do the work of two sins, yet, for some reason even Gluttony had a higher success rate than you.

[ She just widens her grin to Cheshire proportions. ]

Though, I suppose you can watch how Daddy and I bond. If severed heads can see, that is.

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

I never said I wanted to see that. That old man is gross.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

He's far from the only one that's "gross".

[ father is a pinnacle of beauty tyvm. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, so is Gluttony, and Envy is kind of ugly, too. Good thing he can shape shift.

[Yeah, Lust could never convince Greed that he's gross.]

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I wasn't referring to them, Greed. That stated, you're fully aware of Gluttony's origins and why he wasn't made to be aesthetically pleasing.

[ SHE'S CALLING YOU UGLY HOW HARD IS THAT TO GET >:|

it's a shame that lust isn't subtle like a rhino ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

[Nope, he's not gonna let her get to him.]

I think you need your eyesight checked then, sis. Envy is one ugly monster.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I wasn't quite referring to Envy either.

[ pointing to you

with her spear nails

HOPEFULLY THIS WILL GIVE YOU THE NICE HINT.

Sorry she is so petty ):

Don't worry, she won't stab you or anything. Wtf that'd be bad for her rep, yo. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

[Hint not taken, he looks over his shoulder.]

Yeah, that statue is pretty gross, Envy even looks pretty compared to that.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

Well, Greed, once again, you demonstrate your awe-inspiring intelligence.

[ She's so mean ): ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

[And he's going to continue playing dumb, because he knows it irritates her.]

Gee thanks, you know your opinion really means so much to be.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

If it meant so much you wouldn't have left. [ Not really irritated anymore.

Just feeling smugly superior. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Women, all they do is nag about the same thing over and over. You really are just like a human.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I question what type of humans you're hanging out with, then. [ sharpening her freaky finger knives once again. THIS BELLIGERENCE WILL NOT STAND GREED.

Though she is clearly bloodlusted (but mostly annoyed) by the remark. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

You mean you've studied them long enough to learn differently?

I just went with the general consensus I've heard about them.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

You just don't manipulate something you're clueless about, Greed.

[ u so dum 4 real greed |: ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

So, enlighten men then, sis.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I'm a woman, not a miracle worker. [ she thinks you will be stupid forever ): ]