Devil's Nest 4

[all_ofthethings]

(A) Morning: John Doe Park

[Greed still can't stand being in the house full of drones, so he can be found drifting off to sleep under a tree in the park.]

(B) Afternoon: All around town

[He's heard about this homecoming thing, and insists on having a partner. Do you happen to be female and walking past him? Yep, that's right, you just heard a low whistle.]

You got any plans for Friday night, pretty thing?

(C) Night: Olney's Tavern

[He's behind the bar, taking orders, handing out drinks, and of course, flirting with the ladies.]
 

Comments

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Well, first you should try sweet talkin' her. Ladies like compliments.

[Oh, look the food is ready. Greed grabs it and sets it down in front of Mart.]

Invite her out, take her somewhere nice and put the moves on her.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart takes a big bite.]

That sounds like a plan.

But where should I take her?

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

The drive-in, from what I've been told about it, sounds like a good place to put the moves on a lady. And if everything goes well, make-out point.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a great idea!

[Takes another drink]

Heheh, d'you really think I got a shot at make-out point?

/all the horrible ddating advice

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

As long as you're smooth enough, why not.

Just compliment her until she can hardly think. Women find a sweet talker irresistible.