Devil's Nest 4

[all_ofthethings]

(A) Morning: John Doe Park

[Greed still can't stand being in the house full of drones, so he can be found drifting off to sleep under a tree in the park.]

(B) Afternoon: All around town

[He's heard about this homecoming thing, and insists on having a partner. Do you happen to be female and walking past him? Yep, that's right, you just heard a low whistle.]

You got any plans for Friday night, pretty thing?

(C) Night: Olney's Tavern

[He's behind the bar, taking orders, handing out drinks, and of course, flirting with the ladies.]
 

Comments

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

Why, why, Greed. You're lascivious enough to pass me. Perhaps this means you could do the work of two sins, yet, for some reason even Gluttony had a higher success rate than you.

[ She just widens her grin to Cheshire proportions. ]

Though, I suppose you can watch how Daddy and I bond. If severed heads can see, that is.

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

I never said I wanted to see that. That old man is gross.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

He's far from the only one that's "gross".

[ father is a pinnacle of beauty tyvm. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, so is Gluttony, and Envy is kind of ugly, too. Good thing he can shape shift.

[Yeah, Lust could never convince Greed that he's gross.]

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I wasn't referring to them, Greed. That stated, you're fully aware of Gluttony's origins and why he wasn't made to be aesthetically pleasing.

[ SHE'S CALLING YOU UGLY HOW HARD IS THAT TO GET >:|

it's a shame that lust isn't subtle like a rhino ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

[Nope, he's not gonna let her get to him.]

I think you need your eyesight checked then, sis. Envy is one ugly monster.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I wasn't quite referring to Envy either.

[ pointing to you

with her spear nails

HOPEFULLY THIS WILL GIVE YOU THE NICE HINT.

Sorry she is so petty ):

Don't worry, she won't stab you or anything. Wtf that'd be bad for her rep, yo. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

[Hint not taken, he looks over his shoulder.]

Yeah, that statue is pretty gross, Envy even looks pretty compared to that.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

Well, Greed, once again, you demonstrate your awe-inspiring intelligence.

[ She's so mean ): ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

[And he's going to continue playing dumb, because he knows it irritates her.]

Gee thanks, you know your opinion really means so much to be.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

If it meant so much you wouldn't have left. [ Not really irritated anymore.

Just feeling smugly superior. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Women, all they do is nag about the same thing over and over. You really are just like a human.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I question what type of humans you're hanging out with, then. [ sharpening her freaky finger knives once again. THIS BELLIGERENCE WILL NOT STAND GREED.

Though she is clearly bloodlusted (but mostly annoyed) by the remark. ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

You mean you've studied them long enough to learn differently?

I just went with the general consensus I've heard about them.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

You just don't manipulate something you're clueless about, Greed.

[ u so dum 4 real greed |: ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

So, enlighten men then, sis.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

I'm a woman, not a miracle worker. [ she thinks you will be stupid forever ): ]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

True, you're not that special. I suppose someone else is better suited to the job.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

Considering how omniscience is required to educate you, I think you'll be hard pressed to find a suitable teacher.

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Well then, I better get looking, Sis. See ya around.

[luxuriality.livejournal.com]

Bye-Bye, Greed. Good luck on getting educated.